Remembering you’re not infallible. via /r/uktrees

Remembering you’re not infallible.

I made a batch of gummies on Friday with an 8th of bud, 5g of AVB and 1g of kief, 52 gummies in total. Hard to calculate the dosage but I estimated them to be around 20mg a piece. I foolishly tried to make them whilst finishing cooking dinner so kept having to split my attention between multiple things while I was trying to constantly stir the mixture and pour it into the moulds before it set.

A bunch of the mixture ended up getting a bit hard and stringy so I left it in the pan, let it dry out, scraped it out and weighed it before throwing it down the hatch. It was 25g of the mixture. I went about cooking my dinner and then when the gummies in moulds had set, I thought "hmm, I wonder how much one of these weigh" so I checked.

1.2g. I had just eaten the equivalent of 20 gummies.

Now these days I have a pretty high tolerance when it comes to both vaping and edibles, but I haven't taken a reeeally high dose of edibles for a long time, and if my calculations are correct then I'd just taken 400mg.

Needless to say, I was absolutely fucked. You know those highs where you're holding it together well and trying not to let on exactly how fucking twisted you are? I was basically glued to my sofa for 4 hours just trying to concentrate on the TV and pretend that my brain didn't feel like there was a glitch in the matrix.

Once I got in bed and turned the lights off it seemed like it wore off quite a bit, but the next morning I woke up feeling like I'd just smoked a fat blunt. I was feeling out of it for a good couple of hours, which never happens to me with weed anymore. I usually vape right before I go to bed and then get up at 6-7am with no issues, but I woke up from 11 hours sleep and was still toasted.

The moral of the story is…. Weed is fucking great. I love that I can take 10x my normal dose of a drug and the only repercussion is being unable to get my fat ass off the sofa all evening and then still feeling stoned the next day.

Submitted July 26, 2020 at 08:41PM by undertwelveparsecs
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