Dealer just told me I’m getting fat… via /r/uktrees

Dealer just told me I’m getting fat…

So I've packed on half a stone or so over the last couple of months and haven't picked up. Today I decided to grab a 3.5 from my guy and go to the spot to meet him… After waiting for a hot minute he walks round the corner and greets me with "easy mate, you're looking big been eating well yeah?"

"Er yeah man the Mrs is a feeder and I haven't been going out so I guess it's piled on."

Get home and say to the Mrs what he said and she just looks at me with an awkward smile.


I guess the takeaway from this is you can always rely on your friendly neighborhood shotter to be blankly honest with you haha

Submitted May 20, 2020 at 07:05PM by dinglebopstrudle
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